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shubbabang:

WHEN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT ITCHES AND YOU CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT

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vintagegal:

House on Haunted Hill (1959)

(via 0h-thehorror)

"The sign of intelligence is that you are constantly wondering. Idiots are always dead sure about every damn thing they are doing in their life."

- Vasudev (via coffee-after-three)

(Source: seedeeply, via onthe-pursuit-ofhappines)

if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure

(Source: r0yall, via awesome-fucking-australian)

"If you find yourself thinking “Wait. Can’t say that. He’ll think I’m weird and fucked up.” Ditch them and find someone who responds with something twice as weird and three times as fucked up."

- This is actually so resonant with me; I basically befriend people who can keep up with my text banter and who don’t mind if I send them several photos of dogs in a row  (via lepetitchatblanc)

(Source: youfeellikeraindrops, via mysterious-eyes)