90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.
imagine if you had to wait until you were 21 to drink alcohol
not sure if someone from another country posted this or a very enthusiastic underage drinker
dude it’s so weird how when you’re a kid, socks were like the worst thing you could get on christmas but now it’s like hell yeah please give me some socks i own like two and a half pairs my feet are so cold
fandoms are so embarrassing
the main thing i hate about christmas is the fact i am too poor to buy lovely gifts for all the sweet people in my life that deserve them
*rolls blunts out of homework assignments i never did*
rest in pizza
crust has risen
sometimes it sucks being an Australian on tumblr. It’s like I constantly see these American posts about ‘how pretty snow is’ or how ‘fucking cold’ you are. While I’m here, sweating a layer of skin off and getting a sunburn inside. So fuck you and your snow.
Anonymous asked: The Pringles man looks an awful lot like the monopoly man and he destroys families... D,; But yeah let's go with that. Prin gg les does no evil ever. It is pure and good and those who consume become blessed with awesome. (~: /eats your pringle/ <3333
…….My mind has been facking blown. Monopoly man is Pringle’s older bro, that suave bastard. They’re both wearing bow ties too but Monopoly man is a greedy little snake and went to the next level with his dapper suit which he’s no doubt swindled right off the back of a poor family man in Tokyo working 40 hours per week to support his seven children and wife. He can’t even spare his brother some clothes so he hides behind a Pringles logo so people don’t see his donger.
I am facking done with this world.