MY LIFE IS A FART

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mommy:

What happens if you don’t pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.

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evilelitest:

Repost this anywhere

reblogging this because even from a site I don’t like this is imporant 

(Source: wisekelp, via mimilestrange)

Over the years we’ve had a variety of odd pairs

nothenks:

little-cyes-2:

We have a frog and a pig

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a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

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a donkey and a dragon

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a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

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these two

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and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

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But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken

(via melonmanman)

Anonymous said: you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE

pluckyyoungdonna:

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

Listerine enema oh my god