MY LIFE IS A FART

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hotdiggitydogblog:

I have no idea how I’m going to top Max’s 3rd birthday. Obviously it was the highlight of his life. -_-

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alphieralphie:

Musical infographics. 

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loki-cat:

multipack:

omG my lizard went on my laptop wen i was gonE!!

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your lizard types fast

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too fast

(Source: ihaveremade, via deodoranting)

pink-vulva:

i just wanna be financially stable while doing something i really fucking love and i want healthy relationships that help me evolve into an even better person than i already am! 

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disswasher:

"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"

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helladutchess asked: r u single?

dennys:

we are a restaurant 

Last night when I had a hotel room to myself, I remembered when I was a kid and I would be like I CANT WAIT FOR WHEN I AN ADULT I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT
And I realize- now we are adults we don’t do any of the crazy ideas we wanted to have permission to do when we were kids-
We don’t live how we want , we have grown jaded by other people’s views, to scared to actually be free
Well fuck that!
And with that I ordered a fuck load of pasta, danced around to blondie in my underwear, then went out for a walk, smiled to everyone I saw regardless of how ” weird” they may have perceived me, and slept soundly for once.